Danger Ahead

Funny you should mention assassinations

after the Kennedy things went down

Pete locked himself in a room

and ordered a bulletproof wardrobe from Sears

Have You?

Have you ever seen the swelling

while standing upon the shore

the reflected light makes the waters glow

before darkness engulfs the sea

watch the waves come and go

before night comes calling

and the day's absorbed....

Fever

When the fever of delusion passes

all will be clear....

Life is Sweet

Savor the moments

for life is sweet

After the Fire

She had tough choices ahead

the fire had taken everything

the foul stench of death had left

leaving her alone to collect her thoughts

Consequences

Possibility is endless

like the consequences of choice

Locked Up

So let's discuss this latest trend, monkey look-alikes.

Everywhere you go someone is bound to be acting like a monkey and getting all the girls...

Sure you can tell the difference - it's the smell

Yea, everyone wants to be a monkey, but nobody wants to smell like one.

You notice all the school kids?

Planet of the Apes lunch boxes!

Teachers are having a fit...

Math class filled with kids holding up fingers for answers....

makes it a pain to erase mistakes

Monkey wrenches now outsell all other tools

Kids don't want piggyback rides, they say "Monkey on your back"...

You ever see a monkey imitator hang a pink BA? Disgusting!

Animals in schools are next...

How long until your daughter comes home with the gorilla on the football team?

All this monkeying around

Next, they'll tell us we came from apes!

Well I'm one whoo haaugh, uh, won't beeeee!

Ua awg, be a uh ooh ah ohah ooh a, a monkey's uncle!

I'm sorry!