Straight and Narrow

We picked Tony as the leader of our reform group

becuase he was such an easy going guy. We thought

that everything was going to be cool. Wrong we were.

We never counted on the thing going to his head.

Demands, demands, demands....

He thought he was president or something

The biggest problem was every Tuesday

when we had our meetings

the whole thing would be such a mess.

Tony would start off with his usual speech

about how he was going to help us all reform

get us to walk the straight and narrow

of course all we could do was laugh

he'd get pissed off

but he was boring and we couldn't help ourselves

our little conversations on the side

turned our meetings into social gatherings

we'd start eating, drinking, and smoking

until one day we noticed Tony on the ground

it took a while to get the gaurds to come around

and haul him off to the crematory