So let's discuss this latest trend, monkey look-alikes.
Everywhere you go someone is bound to be acting like a monkey and getting all the girls...
Sure you can tell the difference - it's the smell
Yea, everyone wants to be a monkey, but nobody wants to smell like one.
You notice all the school kids?
Planet of the Apes lunch boxes!
Teachers are having a fit...
Math class filled with kids holding up fingers for answers....
makes it a pain to erase mistakes
Monkey wrenches now outsell all other tools
Kids don't want piggyback rides, they say "Monkey on your back"...
You ever see a monkey imitator hang a pink BA? Disgusting!
Animals in schools are next...
How long until your daughter comes home with the gorilla on the football team?
All this monkeying around
Next, they'll tell us we came from apes!
Well I'm one whoo haaugh, uh, won't beeeee!
Ua awg, be a uh ooh ah ohah ooh a, a monkey's uncle!
I'm sorry!
No comments:
Post a Comment